Finally a presidential campaign that raises some fuckin MONEY

Listen team, if the ol' razzle dazzle doesn't work ... I am quite honestly out of ideas

The Olympics? You mean the adventures of pistol man, rugby mommy and cheese girl? Yes I'm familiar

Saying someone with ADHD has poor "object permanence" is so weird like listen man the objects aren't permanent what the fuck do you want from me. The things that were in my hands are no longer in my hands and there are new things in my hands.

It's crazy how manageable a day job is when you're on actual amphetamines

At renfest with no costume and I love to yell at the steampunk cosplays "Hark! Another man out of time such as myself!"

You hear that you motherfuckers? THE GREAT

Heads up Minneapolis 🚨 The hilarious Nate Abshire is headlining Acme Comedy Company beginning tonight - this Saturday! Tickets available now on our website 🔥 Get your now: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/98710

The beard line debacle with this week’s headliner Nate Abshire 😂 See Nate live at Acme this Friday and Saturday night for guaranteed hilarity! Tickets available here: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/98710

A thoughtful take from this week’s headliner Nate Abshire on the latest edition of the No Laugh Track Podcast! Watch/listen to the pod now on YouTube, Apple, and Spotify and come see Nate live at Acme this Saturday night 🔥 Tickets available now: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/98710

We have a great New Year’s Eve comedy show at Pearl Street Brewery in La Crosse tonight with the hilarious Nate Abshire headlining. Only a handful of tickets left so get yours now. bigbubscomedyshow.com/events/nate-ab…

I am in the frame of the door dash order dropped off photo and I may never recover

Just got a message I need to spend more time interacting with X for my posts to be seen by more people and first of all, absolutely not. Came here to talk not listen thank you.

The beloved and always hilarious Nate Abshire returns to Acme tonight at 8 pm! Don’t miss him! He’s headlining for one night only so scoop up your tickets now! 🎟️🙏 Get tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/shows/308311

Life is so crazy. For instance, tomorrow thru Saturday I've got shows at the St Louis Funny Bone and just yesterday got some liquid fentanyl straight to the veins. Anyway STL come thru let's party

Join Team Fateh for a Comedy Show Fundraiser on Friday, August 8th at 6:30 PM! We’ll be joined by a variety of acts including: ✅Pearl Rose ✅@g_isforgabby ✅Sam Schedler ✅Aben. ✅Nate Abshire ✅Ahmed Khalaf Purchase tickets here: secure.actblue.com/donate/fatehco…

This Wednesday at Acme: Catch Minnesota’s own Nate Abshire headlining live for one night only! Don’t miss him! Tickets available now 🔥 Tickets: acmecomedy.seatengine.com/shows/325306

Sober memory vs. stoned memory with tonight’s headliner Nate Abshire 😂 Nate is headlining tonight only! Don’t miss out — get your tickets now 🔥🎟️ acmecomedy.seatengine.com/shows/325306

Join me this Friday for a Comedy Show Fundraiser! Doors open at 6:30 PM. Show starts at 7! We’ll be joined by: ✅Pearl Rose ✅@g_isforgabby ✅Sam Schedler ✅Aben. ✅Nate Abshire ✅Ahmed Khalaf Get your ticket here: secure.actblue.com/donate/fatehco…

5 days into being a dad I've reported a vehicle abandoned because it's been parked in front of our house for over 72 hours. Life comes at you fast.