See when I planned all these jaunty little trips away in Spring, I pictured myself in nice dresses and a denim jacket. Not all of the clothes I own and a pair of wellies.

I bought a ticket to a live podcast show of a personality I've always quite liked. I've now listened to the podcast and it was worse than I could have imagined.

I'm not sure what's funnier, the horse's dramatic 'play dead' routine, or the fact that it answers to the name Steven! 🤣

A woman was shocked to discover her neighbor's corgi was sneaking onto her property at night and riding her pony..🐕🐴🤠😅

🚨precious angel asleep in her cactus bed alert🚨

I love how people say “I saw a tiktok about it” like they’re citing sources. I would literally trust you more if you said a stranger on the bus told you

Fringe Society Chief: we’re being exploited.
Also Fringe Society Chief: it’s ok to exploit workers.

My eyes rolled so hard I can see the back of my skull.

We’re getting a new Karen Campbell novel AND ITS SET IN DENNISTOUN??? 😍😍😍

The news is out! Delighted to say I have a new book out with the mighty Canongate next year! Huge thanks to Jo Unwin Leah Woodburn for making it so!

This looks cracking btw.

When I was in the Oran Mor the other week I heard someone sincerely asking their friend what the building was before it was a venue. Any guesses?

A very lovely stranger just ran down the street after me to come me a compliment and that’s the kind of energy I want to see on a Saturday morning!