It was my beautiful partner's birthday yesterday, and I don't know if I'll ever be able to express how lucky I am that I get to spend my life with him 🖤

30 and up booktwt drop a pic with your age 40, will be 41 in July! Hench came out when I was 37, and the sequel us on the way

The only thing you can do is just keep writing, your brain will be like this isn't normal, to put this many words in order, please stop you're hurting me, you're not even making any money. Tell it to fuck off. It doesn't know anything. You're a famous writer for all it knows

My theory is that Long Furby is a manifestation of the Gnostic god of material reality the Demiurge (Yaldabaoth) appearing in the collective unconscious as proposed by Carl Jung. In this essay I will-

I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS, Bungie folks you should all be so proud, this was so wonderful and perfect, thank you 💜

Write a whole book. Just harness the panic and ride it into hell.

Like, I understand why I can't. But I want to see the data on the fraudulent votes SO BADLY. There are so many DEEPLY WEIRD aspects to this (clearly fake names and sponsoring accounts and all of it) -- I want to look at it with my eyes

Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese

Recruiters: dr. hazel 🦋, ✨ Kailani ✨ ➡️ 🦋👾⏰, and Robert Brookes 🩷💜💙 (Please add if I'm missing anyone!!!!) are some of THE BEST of the best when it comes to storytelling and narrative. They were DIE-HARD loyal to Bungie, you will not get an opp to scoop talent like this up again. TAKE IT.

God appearing to me in the form of the familiar

Sometimes I get really stuck in my head about it and of course there are The Agonies, but getting to write books and basically live the life I dreamed about when I was 13 is pretty fucking rad.

I was looking high and low for Carmen Sandiego on this bitch

The Cookie Clicker guy was so real for this.

There are two parts to this lecture, and the whole thing is extraordinary -- it's about computers and futurism, but just as much about problem-solving and beautiful skullduggery.

I accept this one as canon on the grounds that it's very funny

emerging from my Six Months of Suffering Trying to Finish This Fucking Book feeling like Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind but much more awkward and disoriented

I'm pretty sure I just saw Khalil Rountree's brain leak out his nose during that post fight interview Jesus Christ #UFC307