if you think I’m mysterious now, you should see me in group texts I never respond to.

Do you find this look A-trackie-tive?

My forever reason for not entering the US

I don't ask for much during our personal training sessions. However, constantly referring to yourself as being in the "1% of men" might have to be a solid boundary for me.

Everyone needs at least one friend who doesn't know or care what you do for work

Slip into something more comfortable? (Me).

It's a sad day when I sit down to watch Tucker Carlson

Can confirm I should only be able to handle one kind of pipe from now onwards ✔️

In a glass of her own

It is I

Trump having his angry parent moment over his two squabbling kids in the middle of a shopping centre was not on the bingo card for this year 🍿

Sadly, I won't be bringing my bike to Sydney next week. Who shall I ride instead?

Dating a triathlete is all fun and games until I attempt a BJ after a 2km swim Whoops! 💦

We stand up for worker’s rights. We stand up for press freedom. We stand up for human rights. We win. Josh Bornstein

every time I see a castle on Airbnb, I want to rent it purely so my friends and I can shout Monty Python insults off the balcony in shifts

i grew up ugly so i had to be funny and then got hot in my twenties so that’s how i became perfect

Is it almost time for another shoot? 🤭

Flasher-photography

In a world with an Albanese such as Francesca, how did we end up with Anthony? Surely, the UN would consider an Albanese trade.