Check out my collaboration with Fart Mart that just dropped today! New limited-edition stickers and a patch, plus tons of excellent, hand-sewn denim bags are at thefartmart.com !!!

also, listen to the new crudbump track "woated" on bandcamp now crudbump.bandcamp.com

for the past year, me & Natalie Dee nataliedee.bsky.social have written/recorded the metaphysical comedy show Everything Is Real, where we discuss the occult, aliens, quantum physics, entheogens, philosophy, biology, and more. listen at garbagebrainuniversity.com & subscribe to hear patron-only eps

My offer still stands! You need an invite to The Other Site? Email me! nataliedee (at) gmail.

me and Natalie Dee nataliedee.bsky.social 's show Everything Is Real exposed a Himalayan mountain today for what it is: an artificially made pyramid which contains alien secrets. listen now at the link in bio.

today, me and @nataliedee are on DOGG ZONE, the 1-900-HOTDOG podcast by Robert Brockway and Seanbaby , to talk about the time the Cake Boss created an erotic cake for the Jersey Devil. listen here: 1900hotdog.com/2023/10/podcas…🌭/

Y'all should come see me over here! Don't have an invite? Email me at nataliedee (at) gmail and I bet I could hook you up! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

if you haven't seen this shirt by @nataliedee.bsky.social it's in our store at thenewsharingmachine.com and you can save $2 with coupon code GUILLOTINE if you buy it before midnight

today, me and Natalie Dee nataliedee.bsky.social cover the Betty & Barney Hill alien abduction case, and connect their close encounter with a secret alien exchange program where humans lived on a distant planet from 1965-1978. Listen at link in bio

on today's Everything Is Real, Natalie Dee nataliedee.bsky.social and I talked about why Phil Schneider's alien base claims are likely real - and what it means for alien disclosure in 2023. Listen at the link in my bio (and follow us on bsky, this site sucks ass lol)

in today's Everything Is Real episode, i had a psychic healer open my Akashic Records, and tell me about my relationship with aliens, past and present. listen to me and @nataliedee talk about this, and a couple of even weirder subjects, today at patreon.com/garbagebrainun…

today, @nataliedee and I reveal to you the truth about NASA's golden Voyager records, and tell you why they lied to the public about aliens. listen now (and hear our 400+ other episodes) at patreon.com/garbagebrainun…

Today, Natalie Dee nataliedee.bsky.social and I tell you why the testimony of Enoch the Patriarch is real, why it was deleted from the Bible, and what it means for UFO/alien disclosure in 2024. Link in bio

Oh he’s just inverting the figure of man and dying as a rejection of life, true repudiation of the demiurge and the physical form trapped in matter on the earth, in the earth. While you just tweet about it, alive. Who’s stupid in this situation?

this week, me and @nataliedee.bsky.social talked about the Hitchhiker Effect and why it's probably the scariest of any of the alien disclosure aspects. listen at patreon.com/garbagebrainun… (dozens of free episodes, 400+ for subscribers)

just posting your regular reminder of where you can find me, cause it ain't here!