This just in from the deep depths of Witton... (C) Birmingham City FC Gabriel Agbonlahor Aston Villa Updates

Why is Dominic Cummings being treated like some kind of savant? If he was such a fucking 4d brain why did he shit his eyeballs out when Neil Ferguson (a man with a CV to shame Rachel Reeves) presented him with clearly bollocks data about Covid. He then spent months flapping his

Oh thank God. We're saved.

❤️🤍💙🇬🇧

After what Farage said about not backing a Sarwar led Gvt when it came to it then I think you can now only vote Lab/Tory/LD next year depending on who can beat the SNP per constituency. Next year the Nats simply have to go 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

He walks into 2/3s of Championship sides, as a centre-half or as a defensive midfielder. Again, like when Leonard was linked with a move away a few weeks ago, I'd sooner he stay but if he goes then I'd sooner he go abroad than to anyone in our league #bcfc

"I don't like Cricket, oh no..." #YouBears

They have tweeted it twice in less than a week for a reason, but sadly the first time I saw it I thought "David Bentley" and this time I thought "Matt Derbyshire". Forever glass half empty me 😳 #bcfc

Tell you what you put K at the back and Wayward Beatz in midfield with Mad Dave and that is one helluva 5 a side team #bcfc

Just seen this. There is literally one reason why Fujimoto would give somebody "Yokoyama vibes". Literally. One. Reason. Pathetic #bcfc

Will take that all day

They've signed Ryan Hardie for Christ's sake.

Sad to see another good pub in Brum apparently going for good. The Post Office Vaults was a cracking place once, in a very unique setting.

Good to see renationalising the railways is working so well.

Won't have any Wes Thomas slander. "WES THOMAS IS GONNA SCORE" #bcfc

Blues Bears battering the DVB Pears. #BearsEatPears

Have enough heart attacks watching Blues and that Famous without Bears joining in. And I ain't even arsed about cricket. But those Pears tossers singing "Yippy Aye Ay" meant that had to be a home win. BEARS EAT PEARS. #YouBears

Btw, can't say I know that much about cricket but Bears actually need to man up and whoever lost the ninth wicket is a silly, showboating sod who nearly cost is team the match. And that is the sum of my cricketing analysis #YouBears