Before we make small talk at the Super Bowl party, I’m gonna need you to watch #PokerFace .

What I love about Jesus is that he is so down to earth.

The search engine we all wish we had. #ernestpworrell #knowhutimean #kwim

Actual footage of Easter on its way:

Fred Armisen is one of Jim Henson’s funniest creations.

The angels after Jesus ascended (Acts 1:10-11):

There once was a man named Worrell… #ErnestDay #ernestpworrell #knowhutimean

FUN FACT: The water in watermelon is melon water.

Celebs when their blue check mark reappears:

#ernestpworrell #knowhutimean #kwim #adamdriver #jimvarney

Considering their heads are hamburgers, I understand why they wanted to end the Hamburglar’s ghastly spree.

Harrison Ford is my generation’s John Wayne. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Be honest. Do you pronounce it “NEW-kew-ler” or “NEW-klee-ar”? #Oppenheimer

Electric cars sound like what I imagine flying saucers sound like.

If a baker has red hair, does that make him a ginger bread man?

I’m an Oswald The Lucky Rabbit fan and a banjo player. So this was one of my favorite gifts this year and will be prominently featured on my Christmas tree for years to come!

Me: What does 2024 have in store for you? My friends:

Reverse Engineers are such optimists. When life gives them lemonade, they make lemons.