i cannot believe “if it fits, i sits” transcends boundaries in this way

This wolf and bear pair were documented travelling, hunting and sharing food together for 10 days.

If I’m off (4 times a week) I genuinely just don’t give a shit. We are OUT every single day and we always have the best time. Occasional meltdowns are developmentally appropriate and other people are surprisingly supportive and sweet. Do not trap them inside.

In your 30’s, your feed goes from get ready with me videos to home improvement, gardening and the stock market 👏🏼

I’m anal about my son’s shirt being tucked in because I can still hear my grandpa’s voice in my head telling my cousin that gentlemen always keep their shirts tucked in 🥰.

The face of a 191 year old tortoise, the oldest known living land animal.

6 more hours 💃

The number of people who grew up in Linda Vista and passed away due to drugs/depression is crazy. This one made me particularly sad because I remember him since we were in preschool and he was always such a sweet kid.

I love it here

I DEFINITELY want to retire in Temecula

Apparently a thing some people routinely do is make a bunch of slides and then just roughly remember what they were going to say in response to each slide without speaker notes, I cannot imagine being able to do that.

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Making ceviche, listening to Los Bukis while my husband and son run playing and chasing each other. This is happiness ❤️.

Exactly where I want to be at my age 😊.

It’s my Friday 💃

I’ve been drinking a stress relief yogi tea that is soooo addictive that it’s scary.

The ONLY reason millennials buy houses is because of our dogs. Not ourselves, our kids but our dogs. Dogs deserve a yard to run around in and be happy in.