Haha... Dementia. Disinhibition phase is coming in strong. He'll be whipping his chode out at press briefings in a couple months.

I'd say the government is made up of middle schoolers, but that'd be an insult to actual middle schoolers.

tfw you just NEED Greenland okay? I just need it bro just give it to me I FUCKING NEED IT I NEED IT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I JUST FUCKING NEED IT RIGHT NOW BRO OKAY?!

We put grandpa in a home for saying shit half as dumb as this.

Threatening a trading block that owns and controls $10 trillion in US treasury bonds, one third of the US national public debt...

People in Iceland rn

tfw I call an American a septic

Ain't no fucker gonna be stepping on my feet.

Turning my pedal board into a fucking joke. 👍

I love how Septics still can't grasp basic geography.

Wow, like 10 ICE goons couldn't detain one unarmed dude so just straight up executed him. This is the problem you get when you let untrained, fat, retarded, tacticool dudebro LARPers have unfettered power to do what they want.

I swear, I wouldn't believe the US had an education system if it wasn't for the school shootings.

Never pulled his firearm at any point. He was knelt down, his pistol was removed and then he was shot. It was recorded from 3 separate camera angles. Really failing to see how this isn't just the execution of an American citizen by federal agents. Guys, you country is fucked.

Pop punk base is no fucking joke. Thought I'd got a line locked in, played the actual track and it's at like 6 trillion BPM. Fuck it all.

>flaming the flames These cunts are not only flat out evil, but also thick as shit. What a vile little homunculus.

Babysitting my nephew today. Sister drops him off. Immediately knocks over a guitar. Then shits himself. Change his diaper. Got shit on my hand.

🤔

Come midterms, I'm expecting most of the administration to abscond to Argentina, as per tradition.