The original by @joshyrams AliNoke

Pitt was attacked by a yr.7 who said he'd make her bed shake, they've been joined at the waist since. Like Siamese twins. Just sexually.

Byyeeee.

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We here at NailseaNews agree that we all know a girl who's slept with that guy... Charlotte Broderick & Jamie benger 4lyf...thanks reader.

BREAKING! Aaron provis is back on the prowl...all you little girlies...watch out. #sexualmenace

NEWS ALERT! Tensions rise as recent break-ups need to flirtatious foundlings between the beefcake n the farmer.

A number of cheeky sleepovers last night eh? Lvirobertson AliNoke

This stuff is starting to lose its taste #notsogood

Tonight was s bad I cant even guess, Alec Bennett gu keep your little lips shut you bitch x

@joshyrams is that a rhetorical question rams? Crimson chin duties call bufgy

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@joshyrams oi crimson everyone know as now bufdy

Cheeky meet up isit? @EliseCockerton Jack Marshall #thecougarclaimsherpray

The lily song starring Kiana Ashton @EliseCockerton Meg Petrie looks awesome, a definite must see, and great costumes for the lads #riskayy

I wonder if that girl ever got found in Bennneett 's neverending belly button?