Me : *quickly scroll through contacts* SPV : "you don't have friends?why is your contact list so short?"

I think my boss is bribing me with food?

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Donald Trump asking about nuclear weapons is the biggest red flag since Voldemort asked about Horcruxes as a teenager at Hogwarts.

Get some. #LukeCage amp.twimg.com/v/3f0bd4c8-dc6…

One of these days I'm gonna snap and probably deck her in the face. #ha

Monday

If pure anxiety was an Olympic sport, I'd feel really fucking anxious about all the gold medals I just won like a BOSS.

You want some. #LukeCage

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up.

Why

It’s showtime. Watch the brand new Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 teaser trailer. Obviously.

It’s time to suit up. Watch the official #SpiderManHomecoming trailer now and see the movie in theaters July 7!

Syria pro-government forces enter Aleppo homes, kill 82 civilians on the spot - UN bbc.in/2hpqLf7

This is Bruno. He is a service shark. Only gets out of the water to assist you. 13/10 terrifyingly good boy

Trying out TunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. tunnelbear.com/twitter