Someone had a haircut … ❤️ #jackthelad

Nothing ticks me off more than people who flaff about when the traffic lights go green - and those who slow walk/crawl across a pedestrian crossing thats not controlled by lights. I’m pretty patient but sometimes a cattle prod would be useful …

I see Blue Leader is still speaking through a hole in his head. The most boring and uninspiring leader. Ever.

We are almost at the end of January and already I want to skip to 2027.

Now for a TL cleanse. One of my team made this for me. It’s paper mache, and looks like a book. I said it was pretty bloody good (and not bad for an ex-infantryman). Our veterans come with all sorts of skills 🌟 I did share the sweets ❤️ #betterworkstories

Afternoon snoozes. #jackthelad

Mountbatten-Windsor should be thrown in the Tower of London. Maybe have his you-know-what chopped off while they’re at it. #EpsteinFiles

A great reminder of Xmas Day in Mārahau - spent with family and friends on what was a stinking hot summer’s day 😎 The honey is superb - rich and creamy. Perfect 🌟

Elon Musk not happy being super rich? Cry me a ferkin river.

When he just wants to be outdoors and up with the big people 💙 #jackthelad #waitangiday

Can we talk about the humidity - a soggy dishcloth does not begin to describe it 🥵 #upperhuttnz

It was a wild drive into Welly CBD early this morning. Then notification that there was no way home to Upper Hutt. All possible routes impacted by weather. BUT!!!! Thanks to the great updates on road conditions from NZ Transport Agency Waka Kotahi - Wellington, safely back in Upper Hutt for the afternoon 😅🙏🏼

All I can hear now is … the sound of silence. Not a breath of wind. After an unbelievable 24 hours. #huttvalley