“Shinin’ through the city with a little funk and soul~ So I’mma light It Up Like dynamite“

Just a reminder Spider-Man PS4 absolutely nails the point of the character and is a wonderful adaptation

Sleep time.

Hot chocolate

“Now to play my favorite game: make thirty bucks last until my next paycheck.”

“I think a bus ran over my foot today but I can’t be sure since at the same time a baby bit me on the ear. That was my trip to the library, how’s everyone else doing?”

Nice to see my Parker Luck even transfers to Dungeons and Dragons. I’ll miss you Keth. You beautiful Dwarven Wizard.

My name is Pete and I think I’ve gotten maybe four hours of sleep in the last three days.

A cute little girl on the bus this morning dropped her teddy bear. When I picked it up for her she told me to behave. I’ve been utterly confused ever since, it’s all I can think about.

//this was a mistake. I should’ve stayed away.

Same

Opens the door, barely shuffled over to the bed, tosses his backpack aside, and proceeds to collapse face down into the mattress.

Peter Parker runs on Dunkin.

“Holy bubbly backsides, Batman…”

Be strong, Pete. It’s just Sunday.

“Those cute little floor cleaning diskbots don’t count, they don’t laugh at my jokes.”

Not sure who switched my wake up alarm to “Bad Romance” but it’s been stuck in my head all day.

Spider-Man swings onto the pages of a new book and the screens of #SpiderManPC! Plus, we chat about Groot’s adventures on the latest episode of #ThisWeekInMarvel. 🎧 Listen now: marvel.com/watch/digital-…

This has been done before at a university. It’s a Kaleidoscope effect where the person in the room sees a distorted reflection of themselves everywhere they look because it’s the only thing *to* reflect.

"I never said I broke the world record for fastest solve of a Rubik's cube. I broke the world record for the highest point a Rubik's cube was solved. And if you wanna be technical, I'm also the only person to solve one while free falling from nearly two thousand feet."