Your wife wont be happy but you can remain a Neet.

Vitalik rocking a Kalshi badge its over for eth.

This Netflix post-game is possibly the cringiest thing I've ever seen if it wasn't for Trumps tweets earlier. Merry Christmas America 🫡

Free

You used the memes but didn't buy the coin.

Motion on my chillhouse

Keep gambling

The funniest thing about creator coins is the entire Zora team is openly just like "yeah unless you're sniping these things on launch with CLI tooling and big bribes you should expect to lose your money bro they are content coins bro they are going to zero they are only for chads

Me logging into Elons X everyday...

If you're reading this just know the fat guy on TV, huddled with tens of thousands of strangers, in the freezing cold, actively crapping himself in adult diapers in Time Square probably outperformed you financially this year and is happier than you are today.

Elon having a normal one on new years eve calling for executing politicians. Love it here.

Me: I'm gonna chill out and take less risks in 2026. Me in about 90 minutes:

2026 is my year

Man this next Bart is gonna suck all the air outta the room innit?

If you think working for a boss is bad try working for an ever evolving algorithm. I've worked these jobs and I'm 99% sure all the below takes place and then some. The algo is designed to maximize profits bottom line. You are a good tipper? Guess what? Your delivery will be

Good morning gamblers

LETS GO JAGS BABYYYYYYYY DUUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAALLLLLL

In my veins

Coincidence? Idk...

Right in the feels