A subtle reminder of our ongoing descent into the unknown and the absurd. Beautifully written Ranga.🇿🇼. I feel both grateful and thoroughly depressed by this piece 😂

For almost a year, the people of #Sudan have endured unimaginable suffering, with millions now facing starvation amid rampant reports of grave human rights violations.

We can’t wait for more lives to be lost to hunger and war. #EyesOnSudan

Read more: mercycorps.org/press-room/rel…

The body language in this clip tells you who the real boss is 🫢

You are the reserves they were talking about.

It worries me how many people actually think the government is being sincere with this ZiG thing. I see so much analysis and justification, and I just think to myself, we have been here before so many times. What are we failing to learn?

I promised myself I would stop tweeting about government comms because it's just so tragic, BUT whose bright idea was it to circulate this image on the eve of launching some new hocus pocus currency? It's giving run to the bank and withdraw all your money right now!! 🏃🏾‍♀️

Hehehehe... someone needs to tell me what level of delulu this is? The president is IMPRESSED by this??? This is the full extent of our national reserves??? Nhai Mwari. Is it April Fool's Week???

Aid is big business: Report by Unlock Aid:
- US spends $60bn on aid, mostly via USAID
- $9 out of every $10 goes to US contractors. Only Just 1/10 goes direct to local communities
- Just 10 contractors won more than 50% of USAID contract cash

Report: unlockaid.org/follow-the-mon…

#MediaCoaching for Ministers:

1- Avoid impromptu live interviews as you can self-sabotage
2- Have thematic media talking points
3 - Tailor speeches to events
4-Have technocrats engage media often & amplify/reiterate the points

There's a learning curve to a new role, don't panic

'Narratives shape history but must be grounded in facts and evidence, not myths and legends.'

If you ever have the misfortune of finding yourself at Central, you will know they still take fingerprints manually in triplicate... multiple times (then rub your fingers in your hair to clean the ink). So before we talk digital policing let's start with basics, eg, fingerprints

People can't access health services in person, but apparently, we can miraculously access them online when data is a luxury few can afford. Give us a break, please. Just enjoy your perks in silence. This stuff is triggering.

🟣Dear Mt Pleasant Constituents,

After many consultations and personal reflection, I have decided that I will not be running in the upcoming by-election. The conditions that drove me to resign in the first place have not changed.

The reasons for my resignation include the…

Chigumba and her band of merry thieves... taking electoral fraud worldwide.

To those in the know, can you kindly educate me as to why there are 4 people (who sit next to each other in a row) employed to check your passport at RGM's airport (even after the person at the travel document verification desk has checked)? Vanoita basa rei on a real? 👀🤔

Zimbabwe is not value for money. Why is everything so damn expensive, please? Ah!

EXPLAINER | Are America’s sanctions on Zimbabwe gone?

Here is all you need to know about what the new US sanctions regime on Zim really means

newzwire.live/explainer-are-…

A clueless trio.

In a new report, World Bank Africa today says Zimbabwe is ‘at a crossroads’, and needs to make ‘key sovereign decisions’ on which path to take.

We look at some of the World Bank’s major reform recommendations

newzwire.live/world-bank-zim…

🟣FREEEEEEEEE!!!

The High Court has upheld my appeal. The offence in terms of which I was charged and jailed at Chikurubi was invalid. The conviction and sentence have been quashed.

The High Court confirmed that I was arrested, prosecuted and convicted on the basis of an…