Did I hear correctly that it’s #NJTSafety month? It’s the most wonderful time of the year!!!!!

Why do people keep telling me that some heroes don’t wear capes? I don’t understand. #NJTSafety

Wordle 278 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Really want to know when my 2018 Karoline Leavitt swimsuit calendar will be delivered?

Uncle Phil to the rescue!!!!! x.com/nj1015/status/…

All 13 of your fake followers are probably impressed that @corybooker responded to you! Congrats Bill! x.com/william3705382…

That’s @SRWoodward77 in #CostRica!!! Yeah bud! x.com/fishtamarindo/…

New at Ocean Ice Rink, bumper ice cars. News12NJ

Did the ice house immediately stop working or did it just make everyone late? x.com/njtransit/stat…

The stock market is not the economy The stock market is not the economy The stock market is not the economy The stock market is not the economy The stock market is not the economy The stock market is not the economy The stock market is not the economy

No, #NJTransit does NOT have an open door policy. But courtesy @Deluxe8686 our Checkey Beckford is on this story NBC New York at 11 NJTrainDelays🟧 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 NJT Safety Cone

Would anyone wear a T-shirt with my picture on them?

Draft dodgers get military parades now. x.com/thehill/status…

This dude is dead on!

Anyone know a reliable reverse phone number lookup service? Asking for a friend.

If you miss me, don’t worry I’ll be back soon. Meanwhile, you may enjoy more of me at The Home Depot.

I would much rather sit on a NJ TRANSIT train than what I have been going through the past 3 weeks.