Just got out of shapes class and what the fuck is this horseshit

Zynn Diesel

Those “smoking the weed that made firstname lastname” tweets were funnier when it was the name spelled correctly instead of grasping for straws with “Gavin ‘new sum”

if you see me in public straight up blast my shit

The f in Silent Hill f stands for "fun" because video games are fun

Yeah she’s raising my cane Caniac combo box

We’re just one teeth brushing away from the next decade. Let that sink in.

You’re picking a fight with a dude who eats metal, for fun

If you can’t look someone in the eyes while you’re pooping, it means they have a soul. It dishonors them and your soul recognizes this.

Meesa see sheesa gungan in racial gungan chatrooms postin sheesa feet

I just screamed so hard for a video my throat bled

What are they gonna call it, F2?

I drank tea with honey and felt a little better but the coughing hasn’t stopped

Fake video thumbnail I just made

Suspected fat person still at large

What’s the most dangerous thing you’ve ever had to do? Mine was drilling overhead into metal on a fully extended 60’ lift like this

I dreamt last night there were two “butterfly cockroaches” in my parent’s bedroom that were supposed to look beautiful, but I had so much disgust and couldn’t get myself to kill or touch them, I was such a baby about it and detested myself for 2 dream days

I can’t breathe oxygen, I have to breathe something else through my apparatus