High hopes for my 2021 #nhmrc investigator grant: "Injecting disinfectants directly into the lungs to do tremendous things"

Ten years from now you’ll put on a jacket and find a mask in the pocket. “Oh man, what a weird year that was,” you’ll chuckle to yourself. Then you’ll pick up your machete and continue across the wasteland, keeping to the shadows to avoid the roving gangs of cannibal raiders.

There’s a model organism for every problem

What would the grant scores be if #ScottyFromMarketing and #greghunt were CIA and CIB on an #nhmrc app to vaccinate Australia with the current methodology, an abysmal track record and no goals or expected outcomes?

BREAKING: 12 of the country’s most influential medical researchers are creating their own breakaway #NHMRC #SuperLeague to guarantee themselves funding forever.

I can almost see the #NHMRC budget.

Goat anti sheep x.com/dannyderaney/s…

Just been informed I’m next in line for my vaccine as part of the federal government’s smallpox #vaccine rollout. Thank god they are so efficient!

When you get a grant. Although truth be told you are more likely to win an #OlympicGames medal. pic.x.com/sxftltgmyx

When you score a 6 but still don’t get funded. #Olympics #nhmrc

#NFFC #Olympics #nhmrc

Which fictional character would you rather be?

Good luck to everyone who submitted an #nhmrc #IdeasGrant. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

BREAKING #Budget2023 NEWS: #NHMRC research grant funding will be DOUBLED. . . to $10.

Got this photo of the #BloodMoon tonight

Seems relevant to retweet given some of the chatter atm.

What’s best on a Sunday morning?