That eclipse STUNK

I know I was born an ice hog because the world couldn't handle this level of thiccness in baseball pants

After-party at my house. Everyone's invited.

Have yet to find a sport I'm not good at

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing.

live look at me watching Donny cook

if you're looking for a sign, here it is

you call him 'Vintage Stormy,' I call him 'Swole Stormy'

either way, we can both agree it's fashion

I fear they've given me too much power 🪄

The kind of party where we’re all excited at the start but end up calling our mom to pick us up because we all got into a fight.

But thanks for coming, crew!

Do as I say, not as I do.

I put my best advice in one place for all you hopeless romantics out there.

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She didn't say anything about the Devils on Hinge

you got a fast car
i got a plan to get us out of here

Putting me on blast was unnecessary

This is what peak athleticism looks like 😮‍💨

Do these fish even score goals?

Get your Valentine what they really want... Me🌹

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OH 🍪 YEAH 🍪

Free cookies are back at the Harris Teeter bakery! I'm gonna be... piggin out 😏

Always watching, I am