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Damn we at the top boys

ngl i didnt think we were seeing 69,420 until like march/april. No relief rally here is killer

real life gambling that can't be rigged on physical items that people want... count me in

4hr kinda looked like a capitulation candle. Maybe NOW we get some relief then back down to 55kish

honestly biggest takeaway for normies

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ive heard plenty of crazy shit about Ledger soooo any recs on cold storage wallets?

lol this is great

ok this was 2 days ago lmaoo

$BTC has dropped 35% since I warned you about a major correction. By now, you should clearly see how accurate the CrossX indicator is. The weekly support at $74k–76k has been broken, and that area is now likely to act as resistance. We may see a "Relief Bounce" to retest that

bet, where are we re-shorting boys? 78k?

most likely

people calling for $MSTR to implode might actually be retarded, unfortunately Saylor isn't going anywhere in the near future

opening shorts around $80k. Deleting if im wrong

as much as everyone hated this ad here, the general public loved it. I was at a bar packed with about a 1000+ people. Everyone stopped to sing, including me, and when I saw it was a coinbase ad i literally said "damn, they got me" lmao its funny and grabbed everyones attention

Bubblemaps cry me a river also these arent even the top 5 greatest hits

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are we back to doomer posting housing market bs again? You aren't getting the house you want for the price you want at the rate you want. Cry harder and make some fucking money