Ask alexa to say. pick my most beautiful side . In Dutch 🤣🙊

Happy birthday to everyone who has their birthday today...just think about this tho your parents had an awesome Valentine’s Day.

IKEA Xmas tree requires assembly 25 quid must collect. #Xmas2023

Can anyone recommend a reasonably priced LAUNDERETTE For drying clothes 📷📷📷📷📷 or will it be cheaper on LINE.

#xmas #banter #LOL

Just discovered you can now get Viagra tea bags...It doesn't improve your sex life,but it stops your biscuit from going soft..

Guys, if you’re gonna break up with your girl, do it at McDonald’s. There are no plates or glasses to break over your head, no sharp knives, no spiky forks. And if things get too heated, you can always hide behind one of the fat kids.

Happy Birthday 2 me.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Go to a car park put post it notes on people's cars saying "sorry about the damage" then watch them look for it

England lose 1.0 to iceland...So now there 3rd favourites behind Tesco and Asda...

BEST NAME AT OLYMPICS SO FAR ( TAN YA TING ) SHE MUST SUNBATHE NUDE LOL #Olympic2024 #Olympics

My phone app just informed me that there’s a loose slab in the pavement up ahead.... Thank you #TripAdvisor

Just want to apologise to everyone that came to my firework display last night , sorry it was such a let down and none of them worked 😔 I still don’t understand though, when I tried them all out last the night before they worked fine .

COFFEE spelt backwards is EEFFOC just to let you know I don't give EEFFOC until I've had my COFFEE.

Happy Birthday MC Neat neat av a great day.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Can anyone recommend a reasonably priced LAUNDRET For drying clothes or will it be cheaper on LINE