I just paid myself to stay at home.

Does anyone remember the name of the comic who had a pay cable one-man-show where it was about him procrastinating when he was supposed to be writing a blurb about a gadget that turned out to be a pizza cutter?

Want to feel old? Rudy Guiliani farted this morning.

I didn’t get an email from spotify this week but I did get emails from all my musician friends that they are going broke, also record stores.

There's new electric Volkswagon cars that are pretty cool looking and the more expensive version sold out in a day. Culturally/economically are we going to be okay or more screwed than ever?

What are the foreign phrases do you take joy in trying to pronounce in a native accent? Mine are Os Gemeos (Portuguese), my own last name MAH-oney in Irish, and “Mi fiscal no está dispuesto a traer este cuchillo a un avión, ¿Puede enviarlo?”

Falling asleep at 9 pm and waking at 4 am honking his nose into a kerchief and puttering around in slippers for an hour was something I loved about my grandfather. I have grown to despise it in my current routine. I'm only in my 40's and did not serve in a world war.

Greatest thing I did pre pandemic is to stock up on micro fiber cloths for my glasses and various screens. I am experiencing a tiny bit of when my Dad caught a shark, reeled it in, and at the “What now?” moment a guy on the boat shot the shark in the face with a .38.

To compliment the Orlando Sentinel's apology, I'd also like to apologize for not voting for myself in the 2016 Technical Emmy Awards for Outstanding Picture Editing For Variety Programming .

Good Neüs!

I missed this episode but just listened and it's great!

Merry X-Mas from Jonah Raydio w/Cash Hartzell (feat. NEIL MAHONEY)! Lyrics by Dan Vocals by Mikey B. *BLACK LIVES MATTER* Music by Primus Video by @jonahray

I got HBO MAX just to watch the cold open in the hardware store season 4 of The Wire.

Hey so, all of The Shivering Truth is available to watch on hbo max now.

We've got about 24 calendar hours until normal non-holiday business gets back to being business. I encourage you to spend some of that time looking up videos of Shane MacGowan's teeth.

Happy birthday to the legend! If you love Martin Scorsese's movies you love Thelma Schoonmaker.

I am a member of several unions. I had a complicated medical procedure last month. It cost me $60.

Our friend Stove returns to talk Canadian quarantine, Wonder Woman vs. Cro-Mags, and the hottest new record label…Peloton(???) Then we try to convince NEIL MAHONEY to enjoy music. Featuring songs from Dagobah @DannyTanks and Alright! sklarbrocountry.com/podcasts/jonah…