as a man why are you celebrating your birthday

Me when I still remember her birthday, every birthmark, every mannerism, every sibling’s name, every aspiration, every conversation we shared, every

Criminal List

"eww little caesars is nasty"

men are like nooo that’s my emotional support mushy flat yellow stained pillow

Pop Tart Mascot meeting his demise but set to My Hero by Foo Fighters. #PopTartsBowl

This right here is a workhorse pillow. It has been in rotation for a decade and has never let anyone down. Just cover it up and let it do its job

apple need to add a middle finger

I dont think God hated people in the old testament as much he hates the Detroit Lions

there are people who go to med school? i would much rather hang out

ooooo i’m gene steratore, i know all about rules ooooo look at me. fuckin nerd

has to be this

woke up handsome af again, this sht getting ridiculous

i fully understand why people go for walks. that shit is calming asf

i haven't seen the timeline this aligned about one thing in a long time. we're so back.

Marshawn Lynch, Pat McAfee, and Nick Saban on the same desk is an oil painting

.Rochester Football's Tawa Named First Team AFCA All-American #GoJackets // #d3fb uofrathletics.com/news/2024/12/3…

As our GM meets with washed Russell Wilson today, never forget what he took from us.