When I wanna eat food but there’s people in the kitchen

Next year, I’m wrapping up my birthday-wishing career. Everyone gets one final, permanent HBD. Frame it.

Welcome back to the Three Stripe Life, Jeff Teague. #TeagueTime

not only did Jeff Teague put his homeboys on.. he plays the background so they can shine even more because he already had his time in the sun.. everybody aint a real one like that 🫡 💯 🔥

What in the “Why I aughta”

Raise your hand if you think AI videos should be labeled on social media! 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️

I love making music

All of us are selective sinners. We choose the sins we are comfortable with, and judge people who commit the ones we're not comfortable with.

I shed tattooed tears and couldn’t sleep good for multiple years

AI consumed as much water as the water bottle industry this year. It also created as much carbon pollution as New York City, according to a new study.

The best movies were made without it, the best games were made without it, the best comics were made without it, the best stories were made without it, the best songs were made without it. And now for some reason we really need it, there's no other way.

I’m sorry… WHAT

It’s strange to live in a world where people think every scientist, researcher, or doctor is a shill - but an anonymous X account is telling the truth.

Everyone has a million problems until they lose their health. Then they have only one. Health is the real luxury. Stay grateful.

#normal

words cannot express how much i miss the pre-AI internet

don’t get me wrong I love other people’s business but at some point y’all have to realize it’s not normal to have such strong opinions about celebrities lives.

BALD NIGGA BALD NIGGA BALD NIGGA

cheques bounced but we bounced back

Only 6 days in but I’m still proud to say that I showed up every day this year