I've not laughed this hard in a while 😭😭😭😭😭

Do you squeeze your frying pan after washing?

In my hot mum era😉

Me in one dm: I don’t like vns, please type out your messages.

Me in another dm: Your voice makes the walls of my heart rumble melodiously. Please send more🥹🫶🏾

Just saw a video on Instagram that read “your ego will have you crying over a closed door that has nothing behind it”. What a word. Sometimes we can internalise rejection without realising the rejection was actually a favour to us!

The feeling of receiving something you’ve prayed about is unmatched.

Being in your twenties is so funny. Sometimes you don’t know whether to japa, get a masters/phd, get married, travel the word, start a business, change jobs or careers, run away, have a child, go back to school or just start crying🥹

Nah for real, Jesus taught him how to be a gentle parent. Literally wiping everyone out with floods, turning that nosey lady into salt, burning whole cities and he sent 10 different plagues 😭 Jesus saved us

I’m 365days old in marriage today and the only Advice I can give anyone(man or woman) is to MARRY WHO ACTUALLY SEND UR PAPA!!!

Not liking plantain is a character flaw, and there’s a high chance that you’re not a good person

baecations be fun asf, but the best part is when y’all get back to that roommmmmm😭🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️😭

A new partner will not replace the fact that you need to work on yourself.

INVEST IN YOUR LOOKS. Get that facial , get those eyelash extensions , get your hair + nails done , buy those shoes. Invest in YOURSELF. When you look better, you feel better, you do better. 🦋✨💐

Private investigator

I used to argue this a lot, even when I enter Uk, I go buy primark and boohoo after first wash they are mostly no wearable outside. Just go for quality, Pull and Bear, Bershka, Tommy Hilfiger e.t.c

realising life was not really that bad, i just needed to choose myself more.

Meanwhile, a Yoruba man’s own is to waste your time

Respecting your partner enough to avoid some “jokes”>>>>>>

God please, you know my heart desires. I’m tired, just set everything in order please.