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This spring break, consider a hiking trip to the Bronchial Forest Caverns of Mystery Flesh Pit National Park!

Come on down! Though there isn't anything interesting or noteworthy to see at this completely understood, fully measured metal water tower whose date of construction and purpose are completely known & documented.

After a fun April 1st, we're all back to work at OSHA's best kept secret!

A limited-run of 250 Anodyne patches are now available on the online souvenir shop: shop.mysteryfleshpitnationalpark.com/products/anody…

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Un petit preview de notre vidéo à venir sur le Anodyne Corporation de Gumption, Texas. L’Archiviste nous mènera dans les tréfonds du gouffre comme vous ne l’avez jamais vu. youtu.be/GHRs_XoQW10

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These early explorers were pioneers. Heroes.

Nobody wants to work anymore.

If you like Mystery Flesh Pit, there's a good chance you'll be into Spectral Haptics.

Re: MFP Videogame Kickstarter

SUPERORGANISM-SIZED SAVINGS: 20% off all Merch until Monday night. shop.mysteryfleshpitnationalpark.com

The Mystery Flesh Pit Tabletop RPG is launching soon! Sign up here to be the first to receive updates: backerkit.com/call_to_action…

The Mystery Flesh Pit RPG Kickstarter is launching in late April! Sign up here to be the first to descend into the maw: backerkit.com/call_to_action…

Please note that the Park HAS NOT and WILL NOT ever hold an "Easter Egg Hunt". Any multi-colored eggs found within the Park grounds should be left alone and reported to a Park Ranger.

Our commitment to a sustainable future is brighter than fireworks.🎆For the 23rd year in a row, the Anodyne Corporation is happy to sponsor the #July4th Celebrations at Mystery Flesh Pit National Park. Lets keep our natural spaces beautiful.