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Mysterious Utility

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La Glisse est ma déesse❄Bubble lifts are peak wimping❄Ski slower & turn more❄ benches

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I'm in S FL for work, and every welcoming outdoor space in this guarded, planned neighborhood is infested with speakers playing 24/7. Impossible to seriously concentrate on the intellectual tasks at hand. Some terraces have their own music so they overlap, doubling the cacaphony

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Codify Right to Roam in America. We used to be a proper walking country where nothing was off limits. We subjugated ourselves and think it's normal. Bring it back

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Taking a moment to watch this monarch closely, enjoying what we have, for now. I couldn't get a snap with the wings open, absolutely magnificent.

Taking a moment to watch this monarch closely, enjoying what we have, for now. 
I couldn't get a snap with the wings open, absolutely magnificent.
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I bought a new lobster boat yesterday, my dream rig. It was owned by a family for vacation season on Moosehead, never fished commercially, no after market add-ons, no hatches, no thru-hulls, no cracking or cobwebbing... Ideal. Bilge full of water. At least 1000lbs. Hooosssaaaa

I bought a new lobster boat yesterday, my dream rig. It was owned by a family for vacation season on Moosehead, never fished commercially, no after market add-ons, no hatches, no thru-hulls, no cracking or cobwebbing... Ideal. 
Bilge full of water. At least 1000lbs. 
Hooosssaaaa
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New neighbors are going to take this down. I get it, young family, new house, someone probably told them a branch will come down and crush them inside their house. But this god is 200+yrs old and the sentinel of the neighborhood. We will all stand by and weep.

New neighbors are going to take this down. 
I get it, young family, new house, someone probably told them a branch will come down and crush them inside their house. 
But this god is 200+yrs old and the sentinel of the neighborhood. 
We will all stand by and weep.
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Black shell disease. It's here and only going to get worse. The infection can weaken a lobster but if they can shed they clear themselves of it. Strongly tied to warmer water and pesticide use. Long Island Sound lobster fishery was absolutely annihilated by it.

Black shell disease.
It's here and only going to get worse. The infection can weaken a lobster but if they can shed they clear themselves of it. Strongly tied to warmer water and pesticide use. Long Island Sound lobster fishery was absolutely annihilated by it.
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I've mentioned this before but they do this in NH inside Concord city limits and no one cares. I've grown up with cow manure, silage, etc, and this is not that. The smell is deathly and it wafts into the neighborhoods. Impossible to keep windows open. I hate it so much.

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YouTube Premium is the best thing I've done for myself online in a long time. Blows everything else out of the water. Should have done it years ago

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We definitely had that bowl I think of it often Like, how. Why. My dad grew up in the depression. I'm not sure that's an excuse. We had more than one big bowl. Why couldn't one be The Bowl? Questions for eternity.

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I'm in Florida again and apparently this is how they attempt to "do autumn." Reigning King Lord New England appreciates the flattery. (albeit frozen)

I'm in Florida again and apparently this is how they attempt to "do autumn."
Reigning King Lord New England appreciates the flattery. (albeit frozen)
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Mr Seagull floats right off my transom while I fish watches my casts with a gleam Mr/s Chipmunk sleeps all curled up on the fencepost next to me while I work out Mrs Momma Sparrow surveys the yard from her porch and preens, content 🤝

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I was cutting holes in the plywood deck of my boat and I threw a piece into my lawn and left it there for a week. I picked it up yesterday and saw two small dots. I had to get the magnifying glass, SNAILS. It's difficult to describe how small (1mm) these guys were! The Wonder 🌍

I was cutting holes in the plywood deck of my boat and I threw a piece into my lawn and left it there for a week. I picked it up yesterday and saw two small dots. I had to get the magnifying glass, SNAILS. It's difficult to describe how small (1mm) these guys were! The Wonder 🌍