Old school method

Ketua kelas: jgn bising nanti aku tulis nama kat whiteboard

Me:

Lagi murah dan berkualiti

Bukan tidur je, tinggal kat masjid terus seminggu

She's a 10 but, she eats like she hasn't been eating for months

Ah such a perfect weather to eat something hot

Benda yang selalu uji kesabaran kau

Tapi dia masih tinggalkan kau untuk lelaki yg 180cm

a pux..what?

ded

In need Uni students are getting Samsung tabs

Nak tanya sekarang ke tunggu sampai esok pagi

Boss: you still there
*unmutes
Me: yes

Kfc ending friendship with pepsi 😮

Hope the online passport system can be improved, and no more 'thumb print problem'