OOC: There is a x marathon on TeenNick right now! #SAMandCAT

Finally back in California, and the first thing I do is go straight to the fridge. #ThanksgivingLeftovers

Cat is out with Tori, so that means Mama has the whole house to herself. 😉

Eat meat, don't do your homework, and hurt nubs. Goodnight. Mama's out.

'Sup, nubs and nubettes?

Mama's bathroom selfie. You dig? instagram.com/p/BNXxISiDK7d/

@ScissorLuvJadeW {texts you, “Wanna go scare some nubs?”}

@ScissorLuvJadeW {texts you back, “Sure.”} I'm leaving. {I shut the door behind me and I get on my motorcycle, I drive to your apartment}

@ScissorLuvJadeW {smirks} Hmm… it's up to you. What're you thinking? {I start to take off}

@ScissorLuvJadeW {smirks} Perfect, Jade! {drives to the nearest park}

How is everyone doing on this fantastic meaty day? #IDontReallyCare #MamaIsBored

@ScissorLuvJadeW {smirks as I sit on the bench next to a young girl, I look at the girl with a glare}

All I want for Christmas is meat. Loads of meat.

The only reason that I like about Nona staying with us is that she cooks us homemade food. Mama loves homemade cooked food.

Realizing how much work stands between you and winter break...

When your favorite restaurant changes their menu

'Sup, nubs.

I can't sleep. Tweet me something gross, nubs.

When your friend is sleeping over and wants to go to bed early

So excited for Thanksgiving. Mama is hungry.