Everyone's having their midlife crisis at 19.

Why can't varsity have nap time.

If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, I could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.

How to take a test: cry on the paper and choose the choice closest to your tear

Those days when you not busy but your friends are.

*Blinks* weekend is over

Cereal for dinner. Good enough.

Skinny dipping is always the best idea.

this crime is making me shit balls.

I eat to procrastinate.

We all need our own personal security guard in stellies these days.

Stellenbosch winter, she is here.

when people try to tickle my neck

Biggest #StudyTip of all for all Maties right now: stay safe!! Everyone should make friends with a big rugby player.

Failure makes you work harder...for second op.

Biggest lie told by a student ... I'm not drinking tonight (gets carried home)

Might as well make Mac Donald's into a club.

I got bills, they multiplying.

Better late than sober.