I had a weird cable failure this weekend a Chroma Cable, specifically. It connected the mixer to Serato but then it would drop out. I swapped the cable out and the new one worked fine. Redundancy of imperative gear is a MUST.

A few weeks ago I hopped out of a DJ booth, over a rail in a bouncy kinda way. Someone said shocked, “Hey, you’re pretty agile!” - Not sure if I was insulted or complimented.

The profession of DJing will sometimes provide moments where you feel stuck. Remember while you feel stuck that it’s because you have been moving forward for so long that you forgot that “being stuck” will sometimes happen.

If you want to request a song because “everyone wants to hear it,” you are disqualified from making requests because there is no song that everyone wants to hear.

Drake drops one club banger and everything is forgotten.

I put yacht rock on and my whole family sings along.

Indisputably is crazy. I know 5-6 guys who spin circles around James Hype. No doubt he’s great but easy on the glazing there my friend.

New club protocol: Remove existing cables. Use my cables. Restart computer. Start fresh.

I high-fived a drunk person to get them away from me and their hand was wet and splashed. New rule, only fist bumps.

I was today years old when I found out that Kylie Minogue was the artist who sang, "The Loco-motion."

If you told me a year ago, I would be playing “Fleetwood Mac - Everywhere” to a full club while bottles were being popped, I would have called you crazy.

New DJ dream unlocked: I was playing a song and 30 seconds in, the music fades and a voice comes on, “Enjoy this song and many more classics…” - I WAS PLAYING INFOMERCIAL AUDIO WITH SONG SNIPPETS IN THE CLUB!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Played the “Cassiano Ai Voce Gosta” Sweet Dreams mash up from AGES ago recently and a group of 40+ Brazilians were so hype. It was a great moment.

I don’t like editing or cutting down any Michael Jackson songs. I have seldomly had an idea on how to make the songs more playable because they are so incredible on their own. Today though, I made an edit of one.

Dropped “Crazy Train” at peak hour. Great response. What a moment.

Professional Baseball is more entertaining in person.