So, to recap...The White Sox are officially being sold, the world's richest man and the President of the United States are engaging in a slap fight, and Aaron Rodgers finally got a job. It's not yet 3 pm on Thursday in Chicago.

Omg the girls are fighting, the girls are FIGHTING and its amazing to watch. We're failing every metric as a nation but my goodness its entertaining on the way out

When Kanye West is the one pleading for Trump and Musk to make up you now know the world is officially bat shit crazy.

If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this....

Andy Cohen

JD Vance is real quiet right now 👀

Reed: "You signed a contract with a company to reconfigure the [Qatari jet]. What is the price of that contract?” Hegseth: “That cannot be revealed.” Reed: “This is the Appropriations Committee of the United States Senate. We appropriate the money that you will spend.”

What was Noem supposed to do? How about this, "I see my friend Senator Padilla has joined us. Do you mind if I finish my previous answer, then I'll address your question. Do we have a seat in front for Senator Padilla?"

Wtf is a preemptive strike. Can we stop with this George Bush lingo and speak clearly? Israel attacked Iran.

"How wonderful the worlds we enter through the words of others." - Patti Smith

I feel like John Mulaney should know about the Midget All Stars Wrestling event at a daquiri shop in Harahan, Louisiana. Maybe a Sept tour stop in New Orleans is now possible?... facebook.com/events/s/harah…

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BREAKING: A dramatic and dangerous water recession is now unfolding on the Island of Kauai in Northwestern Hawaii — the ocean is pulling back fast, a textbook sign that the tsunami is moments away. Follow: NOVEXA

Elmo is ready for it! Are you? 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

Trump’s own words in a 3rd graders voice🤣

🚨BREAKING: Brand new images emerge of BOXES of classified documents improperly stored in the Maryland home of former national security adviser John Bolton! Whoops, sorry no. This was Mar-a-Lago.

If you hated Biden because you didn’t want an old guy in charge and prices were too high and the government was too involved in the private sector and there was chaos on the street oh boy I’ve got bad news.

collecting them like infinity stones

everything really has changed 🥹

I love how they’re gonna just keep re-releasing the already public parts of the Epstein files over and over again in the hope that their voters are too stupid to notice.