Both master sinks stopped working. Must be frozen. If my basement floods again I’m gonna do something against terms of service.

Gonna start calling it “LOLitics” to bother my friends in the group chat

Idiots: Okay, we've stopped the flood of illegals. Time to call of the dogs and just let the 10 million who entered the last four years to stay, as well as all the others. Me and a whole lot of other people: Offer not accepted. Ramp up deportations. Enforce existing immigration

Georgia dems right now

Overdue for one of these. Tell me what guests we should get back for another appearance on PKA.

I am a big tit lover (American Patriot), and Woody is a big tit hater (Communist Crony). It's our only truly irreconcilable difference.

We're actually having Scott Adams on this week via Ouija board.

This Nick Fuentes guy is out of line. Just saw a clip of him saying Lord of the Rings is worse than Star Wars and Game of Thrones? Despicable. Tasteless. Uncouth.

How do I get my entire feed to be nothing but African news?

At the very least we shouldn’t have to pay taxes this year.

Dutifully writing my tax checks to fund Somali scammers while our ruling pedophiles decide what napkins to have at the next ball.