8 times I got a poke bowl from this food truck on campus and 8 times I got diarrhea, I am conducting an experiment to figure out what causes it. Isolating variables. I’m down to the tuna and their house sauce. It’s one of them. Can’t wait to learn more tomorrow

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace but she's afraid she'll get kidnapped so she sends me to pick it up from a guy who's wife sent him because she's afraid to get kidnapped.

Dave: "So let me get this straight, Michael. You started Cursor three years ago." Michael: "Yes, Dave." Dave: "And you just raised $900 million." Michael: "Correct." Dave: "At a $9.9 billion valuation." Michael: "That's right." Dave: "You're doing over $500 million in ARR."

Ummm... $NVDA is currently trading at 27.6x sales, which means the "market" expects $NVDA to pay it, as a dividend, 100% of its sales, every yr, for the next 27.6yrs. I'll remind you of this quote from Sun Microsystems' CEO when the dot.com bubble burst in 2002.

This was LITERALLY a Black Mirror episode, like, I hate when people say that but it is quite specifically season 2 episode 1.

AI companies investing in other AI companies

he’s gonna ban photos by monday

It’s always just this shit

I hate this publication so much. The headline suggests Norton Rose Fulbright's departure is influenced by the political atmosphere (BEE etc.), when the actual reason is the 10-year acrimonious relationship between local directors of the firm and partners with their parent

This is where we are at

I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buffet

Municipal manager must pay back millions lost to inflated water tender timeslive.co.za/politics/2025-…

Julius Mkhwanazi has a name and surname combo that absolutely has to be mentioned together at all times.

I have been fighting for my life this whole year.

When I hear his name on the news I always think of the photographer Cyril Zuma 😂

I don't understand South Africans who live in South Africa but want South Africa to fail and are gleeful about our challenges, problems, and mistakes? What is your endgame?

Nahh cause we genuinely used to be in deep trenches Just look at Dalot, Onana and Garnacho in this 😭

After months of fighting and disparaging my Epstein legislation, now that my discharge petition has succeeded, Speaker Mike Johnson says he tried to pass the law by unanimous consent. If that’s so, he should have no problem voting YEA next week. Listen to his own words:

Because there is a warrant of arrest for him and South Africa is obliged to arrest him. He also didn't attend India and Brazil in 2023 &2024 for same reason. He skipped BRICS Summit in South Africa in 2023 and joined virtually. His Foreign Minister, Lavrov, represented Russia.