Rock 👏 Me 👏 Roll 👏 Me 👏 Jackyl 👏 Me 👏 off 👏

Just like last year when I was prepping Shocktober, I want to do a week of morning radio so bad because I want to get yelled at by callers and ruin their drive to work

Jeff is owned

Got my very cool Death Traitors shirt

Can you feel the magic from licensed character central? I sure can

A cool as fuck monster

I found the greatest pants but since people bought all of the yellow Gatorade zero sugar and caramellos when I specifically told them to cut it out I will not be telling you about them. That’s your punishment

After looking in to the social media metrics for the local hard rock station I believe I am owed a morning zoo

No way it's Bяyan