🤣daily occurance in our house!

and the rest... #ff O @ourrachblogs P Pass the wine please Q @queenfrommars21 R @onehullofadad S @SussexStomach T threetimedaddy U Us Living Life V Vanessa W @WelshMumWriting X @xcewblog Y @Youngmummalooks Z @taleofmummyhood

My birth story (sorry Linda) bit.ly/2OIsxsy via Pass the wine please

Great British Menu, then Celebrity Masterchef, then Australian Masterchef...it's officially food porn Thursday! 😂🥧🍜 #ThoseWhoCantCookWatchAndOrderTakeaway

My Britmums post this month is all about toddlers on the school run. britmums.com/2018/09/11-sig… Featuring more toddler antics from @rhymingwithwine Pass the wine please @WhingeWine

Only joined Instagram a few weeks ago but already the follow/unfollow brigade are out in force! Yes my feed is 90% fuzzy images of awful-looking fairy cakes and swear words constructed from sausages but still... 🤣

Today I will be mostly...Febreezing the bejeezus out of the living room. And repeat. 🤢🤢 #SickToddlerAlert #PrettySureItsInMyHair #ParentLifeGlamour

If I had a pound for every minute my child dicks about at bedtime...I could definitely pay someone else to lie down and seeth silently by her bed as she 'accidentally' drops dummies over the side directly into my eyeballs & recounts entire episodes of Paw Patrol for AEONS 🙄😭😴

Totally random #ff for a Friday night. Just coz. Ar | 👾 @BarkerPodcasts @GalwayFeeney For The Life Of Me Mrs Mummy Harris Bryony - Perfectly Imperfect @CinnamonGoonie Dadding Around @RobinsoMartina @mumconventional @WelshMumWriting @imcountingufoz Pass the wine please threetimedaddy Ross

A true testament to parental love.... another cracker from Pass the wine please xx #mums #mothersoftoddlers #mumlife bit.ly/2OWo6dm

NEW POST - 'In appreciation of the unextraordinary' #mumlife #pbloggers #BOTD Mumsnet Influencers passthewineplease.blog/2018/10/17/in-…

Can we just all agree to drop the Salsa on Strictly?? Nobody enjoys dancing it, nobody looks forward to watching it, and nobody scores well on it. Time to admit defeat and quietly put it out to pasture... #strictly2018

Just when you think MasterChef has reached peak food description fuckwittery, Marco Pierre White casually drops 'a perimeter of purée' into the conversation...

Should we be more positive about parenting? Sorry Spence - honesty all the way! Things that are worth having are hard work, and hard won - no shame in admitting that! m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Today's nursery photo - it was labelled 'fun in the garden', but really 'ready to rob a convenience store' seems more appropriate... 😲😂😱 #Sinister #PawPatrolGotDarkRealQuick

I really think that we need to pop a couple of extra questions into the drivers theory test for parents - small children really are the ultimate hazard 😂 😉 m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Heartbroken for my dear friend whose daughter is in a Hospice. She’s only 27 but how bloody beautiful is her FB post to let everyone know. Inspirational, funny, brave girl. Life is unfair.

Fun fact: when Bruno Mars is on tour, his backstage demands consist of A - a pack of wet wipes and B - a bottle of wine. Who knew that a celebrity rider and my daily parenting toolkit would be absolutely identical?? 😂 #ManAfterMyOwnHeart #YaySaturday

When Love Island meets #ParentIsland... 🤦‍♀️😂🙈🍷 #ItIsWhatItIs #LieIn #CBeebies facebook.com/18729846510904…

Anyone else refuse to do Elf on the Shelf? I feel like December is enough of an organisational shitstorm already without running around every evening setting up intricate tableaus starring Jingles-McCreepy-Face pratting about with marshmallows... 🙈🤷‍♀️