I’m crying genuine tears. They really hired Anthony Anderson & Taye Diggs characters from “Malibu’s Most Wanted”

you are literally a prostitute

IQ is an accurate predictor of intelligence in that if you meet someone whose worldview is centered around it, you know immediately they're one of the dumbest motherfuckers out there.

Which one of these Super Bowl predictions is most likely?

If your wife is weaponizing sex, I want you to know it’s over. It’s been over for a while.

This is the kind of content I prefer to see. I’m not interested in people’s breakups and divorces.

Black American Passport bros ruin everything for everyone. Girls in Dominican Republic used to charge $10 just for sex. But Black American Passport bros started tricking . Meaning, instead of giving them $10 they’ll give them $200 So when the next Passport Bro arrives to

Tucker Carlson announces next guest on thrilling video podcast:

"My family said, "F--k this money, and we all left In Living Color. We're going, 'You ain't going to f--k my brother. We're a family. You touch one, you touch all. They were offering us big checks. $70K checks to stay on that show. I'm still a brother after this. No, I'm going to

Nah I’m on Drake’s side. Your pussy & asshole all over your social media & you talking about you not that type of girl 😂. He was right in blocking her

$$ But you wouldn’t say it to my face

Caitlin Clark is not only the most exciting player in the WNBA but she’s the most impactful player. Her usage & floor command is already HOF🏆 But I have to be fair. I’ve called out Angel Reese for late game stat-padding so I have to call this out. We must eliminate this

Gen Z men can’t locate a woman’s clitoris, shocking new research shows trib.al/DOFFK31

Myles Garrett and Parsons gonna have 25 sacks this year if tackles gotta line up right there.

8 year old me after my mama whooped my ass & I went somewhere in the house she couldn’t hear me

Marlon Wayans is the only Club Shay Shay guest that didn’t sound like a bitter hater. Bro gave full answers, talked about his family, & the film industry and didn’t have a gripe with anybody. You can tell the difference between artists who are secure & artists who aren’t.

You better walk away and say it cuz yk your ass would get whooped again🤣🤣🤣🤣💯🤦🏾‍♀️