Mulch (@mulch_widk) 's Twitter Profile
Mulch

@mulch_widk

was on a podcast. now I’m not.

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calendar_today15-05-2019 18:08:25

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Check out our latest episode yet? Mulch tries to throw shade at the #dnd community, but absolutely fails. Everyone knows those who roll #dice, do it real #nice B) This link opens YOUR podcast app to check it out! plnk.to/iDunnoRadio

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I went golfing by myself for the first time ever. Without the pressure of a crowd I was able to birdie every hole and never had to use the ole foot wedge. Tiger Woods Tom Brady let’s play

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Every time I have sex right after I climax I yell “what if nick cage was here” hoping just one time he’ll show up with those eyes.

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A guy duct tapes a banana to a canvas and it sells for $120,000 but when I duct tape my dick to a wall I get a $1,200 fine and I’m not allowed at the library anymore. How’s that fair

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I like how Michael Bloomberg is going by “Mike” now that he’s running for president. He’s just like us- dumb

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Seeing your doctor in public is like seeing your ex. We both know you’ve touched my balls but we’re just not gonna chat about it

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Hey everyone. So the WIDK - iDunnoRadio crew and I have decided it’s a good idea for me to step away from the show. I had a lot of fun but I think the crew can do better without me. Thanks for all the listeners who have supported the show. Go get em guys!