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Get out and MOW. THAT. LAWN.

I went golfing by myself for the first time ever. Without the pressure of a crowd I was able to birdie every hole and never had to use the ole foot wedge. Tiger Woods Tom Brady let’s play

Either vaccinate your kids or abort them. Those are your two options.

Hey Rand Paul you are an actually pile of garbage. Ya dumb?

This morning I brushed my teeth with my razor. BLEEDING. Lol #hatemondays

Wait girls can have orgasms too?

Every time I have sex right after I climax I yell “what if nick cage was here” hoping just one time he’ll show up with those eyes.

Hey Michael Vick you’re trash

A guy duct tapes a banana to a canvas and it sells for $120,000 but when I duct tape my dick to a wall I get a $1,200 fine and I’m not allowed at the library anymore. How’s that fair

I like how Michael Bloomberg is going by “Mike” now that he’s running for president. He’s just like us- dumb

When it’s raining I pretend it’s the tears of our ancestors watching us drink cashew milk.

Seeing your doctor in public is like seeing your ex. We both know you’ve touched my balls but we’re just not gonna chat about it

I hope thomas and Barron trump fall in love and then she breaks his heart and takes his money. No Prenup!

Roasting my sisters is probably my favorite activity

Hey everyone. So the WIDK - iDunnoRadio crew and I have decided it’s a good idea for me to step away from the show. I had a lot of fun but I think the crew can do better without me. Thanks for all the listeners who have supported the show. Go get em guys!

Goodbye.

I used to be a character on a podcast but now I’m myself. Feels good. #newyearoldme

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