Might chug a mug and rip dat “do not remove under penalty of law” tag off my mattress idk feelin frisky

Each like gives dog more power like this post cuz dog need more power dog need most power all power -♥️dog

best way 2 enjoy a MUG n glizz, go

u evr drink a MUG so cold u see the fourth dimension and it’s just Dog drinking a colder MUG than u

throw daddy MUG a bone

theres gotta be somebody 4 me out there

any1 else 3 MUGs deep whispering “bark with me” to a squirrel in my yard? no? just me?

Hi Pat, Hi Drated :3

Screw it Dog vs 10 job applications

what's the best balony? asking 4 a frnd.

lost my kitten but still got that DAWG in me

me: cracks a MUG also me: excuse me miss, 2 lbs of your finest baloney plz 🥀🙏

just like mama used to make

wut accent wud DOG have?

Dog and Petunia. A match made in... well, somewhere! Want to show your slobbery love? Stay tuned for a dog-gone good merch drop later this week!

MUG tastes like ur tongue hi fiving ur brain

tavernkeep: care for an ale? me: nay tavernkeep: wine, then? me: slams pewter chalice on table FILL IT WITH THE BARKED BREW, OLD MAN. THE ONE THAT FROTHS.