Today I learned that those cool selenite towers are actually satin spar 😭😭😭

I don’t understand this silhouette but she’s gorgeous.

I was today years old when I learned you can sort Reddit comments in the order of your choosing.

What’s worse is he directly copied his tattoo from a tattoo he saw on Pinterest. I’m screaming.

Men are so scary. A coworker got a biblical verse talking about “the greatest of all these is love”…

But he consistently cheats on his wife 😭😭😭 and everyone knows it.

What spell can I do to make my boyfriend pay for new windows on my condo? Lol

This makes me think of that time Lady Gaga said she’s afraid that if she sleeps with someone they're going to take her creativity from her through her v*gina

I don’t even know how to eat dinner anymore.

Protein shake, jerkey and apple sauce???

🎪cancers fatal flaw is finding home in people

Illmatic

Today just effed me in the a.

Stepping into delusion

Whoever wrote this was horny.

My grandma complained about commercials on YouTube so I put her on my premium family account and now she’s watching fucking commercials and shorts 😭

People can only believe in you as much as they believe in themselves.

“I JUST DON’T WANT THAT FOR MYSELF ANYMORE” is a valid enough reason to stop fw anything .

feng shui is real.

delete photos. delete apps. rearrange some furniture. give some clothes away. delete numbers. make your phone display neater. organize your seasonings. organize your clothes. organize your life so you can think clearer.