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Muddy Puddle

@Muddy_Puddle

Dreamer. Socially inept. A bit sweary. Irrationally in love with the Royal family. Not at all sorry.

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calendar_today02-07-2009 21:01:50

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An American meme page on Facebook has picked this up 18 months later, and there are 'photoshop experts' commenting about how it's photoshopped coz my hand is bent back and looks like it's been cut out the pic πŸ₯΄πŸ˜‚

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Sheep falling on their backs happens a lot β€” and can be fatal. If you find a sheep like this, grab a good handful of wool and turn it around.

It typically happens to pregnat sheep, more vulnerable to falling over.

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Just had a text from someone I briefly dated in 2019... has cuffing season started? Why has he still got my number? πŸ˜‚

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My baby is 2 weeks old today. I understand every mother who ever said they wanted time to slow down/stop. 😭

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Hate when the person I bought from/sold to on Vinted doesn't leave a nice review. I always do and then just feel pure played πŸ˜’

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There needs to be a button on Sky TV Glass remote that just takes you to whatever is playing. Save me trying to remember what channel it's on after scrolling a while or going back to home and 'now playing.'

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