Gives ☆꧁𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒂꧂☆ a box humorously painted red and green. He still hasn’t figured Christmas out.

A much needed release.

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑲𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝑹𝑶𝑨𝑹𝑺. As he finally lands upon the destination that is Cali— Why you ask? Because if you squint extremely hard, you’ll see 『♛』𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒂 ontop of his gigantic head having the absolute time of her life. She wanted to go to Disneyland—

“This may be your last training session from me, so make it c—“ He then noticed her interesting outfit and blanked out. 『♛』𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒂𝒓𝒂

“No get up, you have a lot to do today.”

SNAGS the covers away from her. “No.”

This the typa shit luffy was going thru when Dadan was raising him in that forest brah

Touches ☆꧁𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒂꧂☆ ‘s thigh.

He so happened to be walking by so when he heard her chant that, he started swinging at her—

Looks down. SUMMERSAULT SLAM. 𝗍𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗒 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗎𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗋— Delivers her body to 𝑵𝒚𝒍𝒂 —. “My apologies.”

“Who’s her sensei? She’s disappointingly weak.”

Meanwhile Marcus watches everything unfold and—

“I don’t think a half powered slam would snuff her out. You need to train her better then. Or I will.”

“You think I can’t handle a puny seedling?” He was genuinely offended at her.

That’s Ikari, he’s not stupid.