Spotted at Erotic Review x magCulture last night: the historic horny ‘Tony Blair over the barricades’ election content none of us knew we needed.

Dreaming of summer holidays already? Us too. Or, should we say, ‘us two’… Season 2 of the KLE podcast is here! Join our host Nikki D London 💜 (R) as she flirts up a storm with Elle Voss (L) and chats about her journey into the industry and the best ways to journey together 🌎

Literally what is the point of living forever if you’re not going to experience it to the fullest

Where am I going dressed like this?

But your honour, I was day drunk in a European pavement-side cafe at the time

Missing: one skirt. No reward if found, owner seems determined to be undressed anyway

I took a poet as a lover recently, and let me tell you: The texts he sends at 12am are a thing of elegant, horny beauty

Dressed for success

It's not 'sleeping around' when I do it, it's Continuing Professional Development.

Periodic reminder that this is my only Twitter account, and I’m never going to ask you for money in DMs. Any other accounts are scammers. I report them when I can, but it doesn’t seem to do much on here these days, so best to keep your wits about you.

Never beating the ‘on holiday too much’ allegations

Some people just get me

Top of the crops

Such good gossiping with my PT this morning I could see people straining muscles to eavesdrop

They should make a criterion closest for memes

Did you hear about the heatwave?