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KatieEllen Humphries

@mskatieellen

Comedian. Writer. CBC’s “The Debaters”, The Lady Show, “Horny OFF MAIN” Podcast. New Album “Ladyfinger” available now. I'm mostly dimples.

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The All Star game American League catcher will either be King of our hearts Alejandro Kirk or a guy whose nickname is “Big Dumper” & I for one think that’s beautiful.

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Whether or not you think “The Bear” is a comedy - I personally got a season’s worth of laughs out of S4E07 when a Fak says to John Mulaney’s new face “you look like Chelios”

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My algorithm is convinced I should buy aviator-style swim goggles & the pinpoint accuracy of that dirtbag/nerd serve is devastating.

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In my (totally unbiased) opinion, the Davis Schneider home run was good, moral, destined while these A’s 2-run shots are bad, unwarranted, gratuitous even.

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My Dad’s about to watch the “Jays in 30” of this morning’s game. This must be how he felt when I was growing up - I know he’ll ultimately be disappointed but I have to let him go through it on his own.

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Based on the friendly service this morning, I’d say Air Canada employees are leaning strike. Feels like a pet getting special treats before being put down.

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Just overheard one of most Canadian statements ever (about jr hockey, obviously). Older woman having coffee: “If they fire him for his performance this season I’m going to write a letter.” This is a nuclear level threat.