Nothing exposes low effort men like your birthday . If he fumbled your birthday , imagine the rest of your life with him.

I’m sorry but that cruise ship needs to stay where it is. I cannot mentally or financially afford another lock down

I think it's time to take my cutwater out the refrigerator lol

My homeboy gave me a whole nickname with no meaning and now ppl literally don't know my real name 😩

It's tricky out here

spelling my name wrong in an email when my email has my name IN IT, is one of the most annoying forms of microagression

We cannot handle an outbreak of any kind right now considering we have the most incompetent administration in the fucking world.

don't nobody be on X more than a employed person on the clock 😭😂

Gas too high to be in the office everyday.

My mother don't know how to properly gossip. I be like girl nvm

Idk about y’all, but as a millennial… I’m exhausted. Recessions, pandemics, wars, job market instability… enough, please.

I can't believe yall carried on like that in Laurel. Yall getting ghetto out there lol

Baby I'm tired.

That fuel low indicator starting to pmo with these gas prices

I need to get better with cars because ppl just be honking the horn at me and I don't know who it is.

I only know when Thomas jr. is riding down my street lol

Don’t get me wrong, I’m ready for summer, but the thought of a crisp October Sunday full of football gives me butterflies

I know Hantavirus better wait til after summer! That infected cruise needs to stay in the ocean til 2027 at least, I’m sorry.

Yea she wasn't feeling it

Kinda want to take a shot or something lol