Today, someone asked me if I've ever had the nickname of Min Diesel, and that's basically my favorite text ever.

Hey Toyota USA. I have a 1987 MR2, and I just got a scratch that I need to fix. Where would one find touchup paint? (Navy Blue)

Calling a company that has long hold times. "press 1 to receive a call back, or stay on the line and enjoy our hold music" Then proceeds to play THE WORST music ever.

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Hey T-Mobile. A friend keeps getting this final bill instead of the $23. How can they get the $23?

One of my favorite questions my kid ever asked me was, as we drove past the chicken restaurant, "Mom, is that pronounced Pop-eyes or Pope-yes?"

Me: OMG what is that smell?!? My kid: Oh, it's vinegar. I'm boiling it.

Hey Kajabi I'm trying to cancel my account. Why do I have to confirm I want to cancel the account so many times before you cancel my account? I am unhappy. I thought I cancelled and to my surprise, got a receipt this morning. This is NOT cool.

I don't know how this came to be featured on my facebook feed, but I'm fascinated by the Ocean Conservation Namibia account and all they do to help these animals. facebook.com/OCNamibia

Ah, it's that time of year again... Time to download and learn 47 different apps that my kid's teachers and coaches want to use to keep track of announcements, practice, homework, tests, etc.

Parenting Tip: Talk to your kids using big words, so that when they're annoyed in Kindergarten, they, too, will go up to their teacher and say, "Ms. Tobias, Ezra is antagonizing me."

Writers. What are your tried and true methods for breaking out of writers block?

That they named it Asimov makes my little nerd heart soar...

In a meeting with someone who has clearly never read an actual newspaper, we are commenting "above the fold" and "below the fold" and he asks, "What does that mean?"

I love still getting pimples at age 52.

Who has the highest HYSA rates? What are you seeing?

A friend's spouse was injured, and she's now taking care of him and the baby. Looking for quick and easy (and also hopefully healthy) meals she can make.

Lady on my flight really just ordered a bottle of wine. (It is 9:23 am) You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning...

At the Denver airport this morning, I saw a hassidic jew wearing a cowboy hat. I SO wanted to ask, "Has anyone ever called that a yee-haw-mulke?" but did not want him to think I was being disrespectful.

I just discovered a super-fun clothing line from thrifted items. biancib.com