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Jamie Capria

@mrfornicator

Award-winning comedian and founder of Comedians For Cancer.

The average person laughs 15 times a day… that's not nearly enough.

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Kudos to Colbert for calling this shit out. They clearly see Talarico as a threat and they're trying to silence him. CBS is complete trash. youtube.com/watch?v=oh7DPS…

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"The fake media is reporting that I'm charging $5000 for seats I'm charging $5000 for." Even his reflection was scratching its head after this tweet.

"The fake media is reporting that I'm charging $5000 for seats I'm charging $5000 for." Even his reflection was scratching its head after this tweet.
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Tarrifs will abolish income tax. Drug prices are down as much as 600%. Stopping Somali fraud will balance the budget. He's delusional. What's next, unicorns will fall from the sky and ride us all off into paradise?

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Trump said American lives will be lost (in a war he had no authority to engage in) and all Congress is doing is tweeting about it. We're a God damn embarrassment.

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Dear members of Congress, Nobody gives a shit about your statements, or your whiny tweets, or who is "on record" opposing this. Get the fuck off Twitter, do your fucking jobs, and move to impeach already. Sincerely, Sane Americans

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2% of democrat voters support war with Iran. Two percent. The other 98% have at least half a brain in their heads and are anti-imperialism. So these so-called Dems supporting this bullshit need to resign or change parties. They can take their AIPAC money straight to Fuckoffville.

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I'm not suicidal. I don't eat all that healthy. The brakes on my car could probably use some new pads. I'm against gun violence and do not own a gun. I can't swim for shit anymore. It's more like not-drowning. Most importantly though, I do not give one single fuck.

I'm not suicidal. I don't eat all that healthy. The brakes on my car could probably use some new pads. I'm against gun violence and do not own a gun. I can't swim for shit anymore. It's more like not-drowning. Most importantly though, I do not give one single fuck.