Every day I'm reminded that people walk among us whose world view is really this simple This is all their brains can comprehend People post these things are think they're not the retarded one

Insane: The cameraman found Abella Danger in the crowd... 😭😭😭 x.com/fsh733/status/…

These three will all play in Championship Weekend The fourth starting QB will be ... *checks notes* ... Jarrett Stidham

I’m pretty sure its illegal to stay at a hotel and not jack off

New decade, New faces, Same Mickey Mouse bullshit Wishing all the worst

me in the back of the gym doing a cum tribute on the new equipment (it shows respect and appreciation to the gym owner for investing in the facility)

SAM DARNOLD IS BETTER THAN YOUR QUARTERBACK

Thomas Jefferson invented jungle fever

One of the proudest parts of my adult life is how many Linkedin bitches I collect These college Freshman that I have 5 mutual connects with fucking love sending me connection requests

this left me with no options.

If you live a life where you're able to just sit in the crib and not do anything for a "National Shutdown", that just means what you do on every other day is so incredibly un-essential that nobody would ever notice you missing grow up

I can not even fathom what my boss would say if I told him I was not coming into my job tomorrow to protest ICE. I actually think he'd be too stunned to fire me for at least 5 minutes, before he came to his senses and fired me.

I'd love to see the meeting inside ICE HQ "Hey Boss, a bunch of white people in coastal cities took PTO today" "Oh No!" "Yeah and it gets worse. Some of them even let their kids stay home from school" "Holy shit! That settles it. Now we're gonna change our ways!"

“Don’t pass me on the right” Fuck you. Don’t drive slow in the left lane, retard I’m gonna pass you wherever I can “It’s unsafe, I can’t see you on the right” Use your fat neck to swivel your empty head. It’s really not that hard.

Fuck the Patriots, fuck Robert Kraft, fuck Tom Brady, fuck Julian Edelman, fuck Mike Vrabel, fuck Drake Maye, and fuck his wife too

I don't know how its mathematically possible that EVERY time I turn on the Olympics, they're showing Figure Skating

If ESPN broadcasted the #USA goal at the #Olympics2026

Annual ReTweet. Should be a Federal Holiday.