"Baba Mbugua, wapi insects? Unadhani tutakula hizo nyimbo zako?"

crying at this stupid gif I made

In 2022 Ruto ran a parallel tallying centre via itumbi, and it was live on social media No one dared say we can't have social media because people are running tallying centres In 2027 we'll do exactly the same, even if you threaten to amend laws

Morality is not the reason I choose to stay away from hard drugs. I just feel like my proximity to madness is closer than most people. I know I can easily run mad.

Damn bro, can’t you just beat your meat like the rest of us?

This sounds like a threat😂

Jamila Muhamed decided to educate Beatrice Elachi on how to ask for forgiveness and repentance, instate of running her mouth like a toddler. Thank you Jamila for doing the Lord’s work. INJECT. 💉

This is a logical fallacy. The crisis of unemployment, including graduate unemployment, is not about the value or otherwise of (tertiary) education. It is about the government’s inability to grow the economy and do so in a way that creates jobs for all, including graduates!

Musk tried to shut down CBS from asking about anything other than "spaceships"

Science is so fucking cool

"Damu ilimkataa"

Take them to hospital immediately if you suspect anything is wrong with them. Don't make the call yourself that they are dead unless you did it. Let the hospital make that call that they were DOA, then report to the police immediately.

Simply stated, imewadia time ya kununua gari za campaigns.

Ah!! 😂😂

My family also isn't wealthy enough to afford rehab. Mimi ndio tegemeo.

Have you tried shouting “IT WILL NOT HAPPEN IN JESUS NAME!”

Hatukatai but nyinyi pia sio watoto.

Maybe they did like you at first, but you weren't sexually compatible.