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Atlanta sho be doing a lot of road construction for zero potholes to be fixed.

I wanted chicken and waffles with a side of pancakes but they told me breakfast over.😫 Fine, I'll have the seizure salad. Hold the croutons, hoe.🙄

I haven't had a drink since December 🙌🏾 While I'm proud of myself - I'm about to fvck a bottle up Saturday. 😫😮‍💨 Inner hoe fidda be outside and UNLEASHED

Y'all ever asked the bartender for one of these? 👀

Some of y'all drive like you never been in an accident before and it shows.🙄 All you need is ONE accident where you get hurt or hurt someone to completely change the way you behave behind the wheel.😮‍💨

I know WHY it was in the movie and I understand- but their relationship was the most boring, unnecessary, unflavored, tiring, lowkey disgusting- part of the movie. 😫😮‍💨

Y'all ever be so hungry that you will eat anything? Like anything?! Except coochie. 🙅🏾‍♂️I don't think I'll ever be that hungry....... again. 🤭🙃

If I see one more pair of white Air Force Ones........

One thing I'mma always do is hang my tongue out and drop it low for Jesus when we outside 😫

Wearing tight gray sweat shorts to the gym and doing lunges with the sweat running down the crack is evil and diabolical 😫😮‍💨

Me reminiscing about how much fun I had outside yesterday and how I'm not leaving my house again till next week 😫🤭😂

Do you believe in love at first sight? 👀😍 Or do I need to walk past you again? 🚶🏾‍♂️🤭

Before I watch the latest episode of "The Last of Us," somebody tell me, did Joel come back to life or survive after they drug his body like a Chipotle burrito?👀

I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times and cannot stop laughing 🤣

The caption "order my steps" whilst having this man on the stage AND singing the song is new levels of diabolical 😫🤭😂

Ain't nothing like getting a $5.00 movie ticket, getting free snacks, snuggling up in a blanket and taking the best nap in the world 😫😮‍💨.

Happy hump day 🤭🙃😊 Summers almost herrrreeeee!😮‍💨

People who workout with no headphones have supreme discipline cuz I can only listen to the EDM version of Pocketful of Sunshine so many timed before I crash out 😫😮‍💨

Manifesting this for ME - all summer 2025😫🙌🏾:

I gotta stop watching movies to sleep😫 Just had a dream I was a retired assassin protecting my family secret from YT obese ninjas in cowboy boots🙃. And the family secret was grandma's recipe that gave her diabetes 😫